dirty-something...

hoo-haw...i'm finally thirtysomething...now I can identify with the damned show...ah, the meaning of life....

in the meantime enjoy this beautiful video of chrissy-poo making titty cakes...

(above pic of mz. dani after playtime with the maggot infested wig from underhill avenue...)

swiss missy

Oh, the wrong dose of my beloved swiss kriss and a rush-hour train ride home a good pair do not make. If you've ever had a combination of the two, then you'll know how on edge it can cause one to become. I boarded my train home this evening, clutching my midsection occasionally because of some dumb idea that I had early this morning - to take my beloved swiss kriss *before* rather than *after* heading to work. It all cultivated into me having to sit next to a little kid who kept poking my side with his elbow. (Rule 1: Don't go poking people when they're in this condition.) Then there was the creepy guy sitting across from me, cruising me. (Rule 2: I'm not in the flirting mood at all when on my beloved s.k.) After blocking out Herr Cruiser, I glanced to my left to find my neighbor viciously picking his nose whilst playing some mobile phone game. (Rule 3: Pick your nose in private) Oh, and then there was the big delay that had me sitting on the Manhattan Bridge for about 5 minutes - not fun Mr. Conductor.

I guess the next time I decide to pop s.k. in the morning, I'll have to take a trip here ...as long as its not during rush hour.

rechazamientos de mi cumpleaños

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-ooh will be out of town then but thanks for the invite...when's your bday? we'll have to celebrate...

-dammit! i love her! but i leave the day before for chatauqua ny. :(

-i can't swing it, babe. but have a fantastic time!

-Hey, I'd love to but I have my own show that night. Waa.

I'll send you an email from home with info on my show. It's a rock show with the band XXX at XXX. Fun. We had our first performance last night. I'm directing the piece, at least as much as one "directs" a rock show. This is our development workshop, of sorts.

-can't on a weekday, cause that's my first week of work, but i'll gladly join you for your b-day festivities that weekend

-hey, how's your week going? i think i'll pass on that one - i have a friend from spain visiting
till thursday that week. hope you find someone - and have fun!

-Hey. Just taking a little break. And, though touched by the offer, I am not really in to Sandra Bernhard. I would like to go to celebrate your birthday, but I don't really have an interest in going to see her. Thanks though.