leftover turkey w/ attitude(s)

Gosh, growing up gay in the midwest really left me with few outlets for entertainment - one being Attitudes on Lifetime. The opener for this show was how to use leftover turkey, but I used to like it when they'd do fashion shows, cause then I'd have an excuse to go to my mom's closet and try on all her (overly) shoulder-padded dresses and gold and silver high heel shoes. Let's just say it was a beautiful mixture of 70's Disco meets 80's Working Girl. Enjoy...