the men I attract

Ummm, what? This was sent to me by some guy that I think(?) wants to meet/get with me? WTF...

hey yo, i think u gonna be some kind of funnie. am "solomon", and am make u laugh.."there is one effeminate man who is transexual and has soo many girl friends, they never knew he was a guy.one day,they were cursing themselves, and the man said to a lady"ya mamma's breast is soo powdered that if she blows it, it makes a buttered dust"

Somebody, anybody...please, send me some substantial men!